2012-2013 Twitter Season Awards by @Bdell1014

Twitter Season Awards 2012-2013: Who Should Bring Home the Hardware? The Twitter Season is in the books and we have some hardware to give out. Many had great individual seasons but these tweeters stood out from the competition. We will breakdown who should be named the Twitter MVP, Most Offensive Tweeter of the Year, Most Improved Tweeter, Rookie of the Year Tweeter, 6th Man of the Year Tweeter, Twitter Coach of the Year, and etc.

Twitter MVP: @Poochda63

Pooch has taken over timelines by averaging 32 RT’s & 10 Mentions per tweet this season. He has euro-stepped passed the competition and has shown his tweet skills amongst the best.

Most Retweetable Tweeter: @iDntWearCondoms

Dame takes off from the Free Throw Line on every single tweet. He’s leading the whole Twitter Season with 40 RT’s per tweets a night and none of that backlash and slander that he deals with on the daily hasn’t stopped him. This award is equivalent to the NBA scoring title. Flourish.

Most Offensive Tweeter: @NudesGod

One of the most heartless niggas in the Twitterverse. He’s like the Kevin Garnett of Twitter… he will tweet something about your family or sick mother and will not care about how you feel at the same time. Each tweet could ruin one’s life. Proceed to follow him with caution.

Most Improved Tweeter: @KyleGotJokes

Kyle has been flourishing the timelines with dope tweets this whole season… in fact he has done all of Black Twitter a favor by terminating all the Catfish on Twitter and from all the prosperity, he has climbed his way to the top.

Twitter Coach Of The Year: @NoWomanIsRight

This guy has been giving us a heads up on what is to come when it comes to these hoes. For those of you out there playing the dating game, it can be a rough world. Especially for hard working, honest men. Undercover hoes are out in force trying to bag you so if you need righetous advice and coaching tips, follow this guy.

6th Man Tweeter Of The Year: @Now_Thats_Fresh

Greg has had the most RT’s and top tweets he’s ever had this season and has proved how clutch he was with funny tweets when peoples timelines were dry.

Rookie Of The Year Tweeter: @Ivan_Splash

Token has some of the most unique and interesting tweets in Black Twitter and not only does he make people laugh hysterically by composing tweets within 140 characters, but he also does it with his obscene pictures that he twitpics of him stalking bitches.

Troll Tweeter of the Year: @WaymentTho

This nigga trolls so hard that motherfucka’s wanna unfollow him… That shit cray! If you can’t stomach jokes or your sense of humor is wack, I suggest you not follow him cause you’ll be upset.

Saddest Tweeter Of The Year: @Bbillions

Billions has some the saddest tweets marinating on the timelines. A bottle of hennessey and reading some of Billions tweets with the Marvin’s Room instrumental playing in the background will make you show up to your ex crib unexpected and drunk on a rainy night.

Storyteller Of The Year: @UrFavritAsshole

His twitter name speak for itself. This award came down to @TheOnlyReed and @Poochda63 but to eliminate the two, @UrFavritAsshole came out on top with his outlandish story telling skills.

Female Tweeter Of The Year: @EyemHitler

If you’re easily offended by jokes, don’t even follow her. One of her tweets will make wanna scrabble in the pocket like a NFL Quarterback and throw a 90 yard hailmary with your phone out of anger.

Twitter Honey Of The Year: @BUNNYDaHONEY

This isn’t an award to be proud of cause a “Twitter Honey” is just a popular bitch everybody fucked in High School.

Fake RT Tweeter Of The Year: @WayneL_Jr

This award hands down goes to Wayne by unanimous descision. Wayne almost got @FreeLaddin expelled from school because of a fake RT and once put a chick on MediaTakeOut.com from a fake RT. One fake RT from this guy and Black Twitter will be tap dancing in your mentions for eternity.

Most Underrated Tweeter: @KaimellBeMackin

Timeline full of dope tweets and rarely gets enough recognition for them.

Most Informative Tweeter: @HipHopIsDeaddd

If you wanna know any everything about the latest music and the media, this is your guy. Has a very exclusive taste for music and will flood your timeline with funnies 24/7 365.

If you didn’t win an award this season, don’t be discouraged. Just tweet harder next season and you’ll prosper.

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“Hall Of Fame Tweets” by @Bdell1014

In this installment you will witness some of greatest tweets that ever came across your timeline so far this year. This blog is dedicated to those who tweet dope shit but never gain followers or prosper from it. There are a lot of underrated tweeters flourishing our timelines daily and it is time that they are recognized to the Twitterverse. Therefore, if you tweet something funny, insightful, shocking or just something that contains shear disrespect, I’ll add to the list or email me your tweet and I’ll post it on to the list of Hall Of Fame Tweets. The tweet has to contain at least 50+ RT’s or favs in order for it to be considered legendary. Email me your tweet to Brydellrice@yahoo.com if it gauges levels of greatness. Peep the list of Hall Of Fame Tweets below the context: Make sure yall hit the follow button on these tweeters. #HallOfFameTwitter

“Most Embarrassed Players Of The NBA 2013″ by @Bdell1014

It’s been a hectic 2012-2013 NBA season thus far. So far, there has not been a dull moment this year. There has also been no shortage of moments players, teams, fans and the NBA would like to imagine never happened. They range from being mad funny to the downright farcical, with a quick visit from the free-throw demons thrown in for good measure. This won’t be a descending list of the most embarrassed niggas in the league, but they’re all pretty bad. Make your own mind up in the comments below this blog of which player you think deserves recognition as the most embarrassed in the NBA. There’s only one answer in my mind…

Brandon Knight

After Brandon Knight was sodomized by Andre Jordan, I’d have to say he was put on one of the greatest posters of all time. Knight had the “Finish Him” caption hovering above his head like a Mortal Kombat character after being punched on. No way in hell I’d wake up the next morning next to my girl after being dunked on like that. Getting dunked on in front of your girl is worse than getting beat up. I’m sure this nigga threw every television set out his window the next day to avoid the outlandish backlash he’d receive on ESPN. SMH.

Russell Westbrook

“Y’all niggas tripping!” Really Westbrook? On national television b? A man that pulls this type of stunt on national televison to the reporters doesn’t give a fuck about life and has no problem strolling into McDonald’s with yesterday’s cup. You gotta chill. “Y’all niggas tripping” is a poor response to answering a touchy question by a reporter. However, after years of reporters asking the same questions, they try to find new ways to get responses from players. Sometimes it works, sometimes it can have comedic results like Westbrook’s.

James Harden

My nigga, you tricked off $20K for a big booty model, Jenna Shea to “Hang out!?!” This is equivalent to buying Twitter followers. Athlete’s might be popular, and rich but that doesn’t mean that they aren’t lame as hell. This incident scientifically proves that niggas with beards don’t prosper offline… If so, then why are you paying for pussy?

Chris Bosh

I’m sure nobody is surprised that this faggot is on the list. Why you got that look in your eyes bruh? I don’t know what type of demons Chris Bosh battled throughout his child to make him blatantly act homo, but it’s time to come out the closet. SMH.

Carmelo Anthony vs. Kevin Garnett

This isn’t the first time Garnett has been accussed of spewing harsh words at his opponents on the court. After an incident on the court KG says Carmelo’s wife, LaLa taste like “Honey Nut Cheerios” and this is allegedly what made Melo so enraged that he waited by the Boston Celtics team bus just ready to turn Super Saiyan throw a damn Spirit Bomb right in the middle of Time Square like he’s Goku. I must admit, the whole incident was childish of Carmelo but that’s the type of reaction when you come at a niggas Queen.

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“Ray J Must Be Stopped” by @Bdell1014

Ray J has released a National Anthem for niggas who can’t get over their ex, is he a genius or is he just bitter? The much anticipated track Ray J teased yesterday leaked all over Twitter today. When he unveiled the controversy single cover on his Instagram featuring an extremely pixaleted picture of what is, of course, his ex-girlfriend Kim Kardashian. Ray J & Kim have been broken up for a few years now, could he just using her fame and media attention to become relevant again? Or is he just a lame ass ex who’s more bitter than the cast on the “Waiting To Exhale” movie?

Ray J’s whole career has basically been a joke & I’m sure those who follow music can’t take Ray J seriously, this is the same nigga that went to the Barber Shop & asked for a number 24 on the Haircut Chart. SMH (view pic below)

I can only image what Kanye West is going through right now, I bet the nigga is so mad that he just floating in the air like a Super Saiyan in Dragonball Z just waiting to exterminate Moesha’s brother. Not only did Ray J “Hit It First” but he also released a track blatantly taunting Mr. West and it went viral. I think it’s about that time for Kanye to unlease that South Side of Chicago aura. I wouldn’t be surprised if Kanye and his gang was waiting outside of Ray J’s residence like this…(view pic below)

Yeah I give it to you Ray J, you hit it first & you’re the reason why she’s who she is today but you gotta stop acting like you can get a Members Only jacket for running up in Kim Kardashian’s pussy. Sam’s Club has tougher requirements than that vagina. He should of known she was a hoe and it wasn’t gonna last when she agreed to released that sextape that leaked a few years back. Once a hoe, always a hoe & their is no vaccine for the Hoe Virus.

*Side Note*: For niggas who can’t get over their ex, the next time you at the Club & ya ex happens to show up w/ her new nigga, you gotta request Ray J “I Hit It First” to the DJ so you got the upperhand.

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Black Twitter Elite Gotta Retire: #NewBlackTwitter by @Bdell1014

Disclaimer: I am simply stating an opinion and I DO intend on offending some of you faggots. If I do, feel free to comment.

This morning I brought it to myself to let my Durag flap hangout like Batman’s cape & sit on top of a building looking over the city of Twitter to get rid of some of these Twitter niggas. My fellow tweeter’s, today we will bring down the regime of the Old Black Twitter Elite. Bruh, just face it, yall time is up… Yall had yall time to shine and prosper but we still have popular Twitter niggas that are 30+ still forcing jokes on Twitter on a daily basis… Maaaaaan go raise yo family bruh. No way you niggas with like 200k tweets taking care of home first and it’s time to get yall old heads outta here so #NewBlackTwitter can flourish on the timeline.Old Black Twitter niggas are deliberately misleading because of their fraudulent lifestyles. They’re the type of people who, at the end of the day, does not finish what he/she starts. This is usually due to a general lack of ambition and motivation so they slander everything on the timeline. Some do it for laughs… some do it just cause their life may be in shambles. Who knows… but I did once see an Old Black Twitter elite faggot slander “water.” My nigga how are you gonna slander the element that brings life? Yeah, it’s bout that time to for you old Twitter niggas to vacate the premises and retire from this shit b.

There are more people that need to retire but I got tired of making jerseys. Females of Old Black Twitter are retired too. I just didn’t make jerseys for you hoes. But yall get the picture.

“Young & Established: They Inspire, Do You?” by Brydell

Young & Established is not just any other clothing line, it is here to promote positivity and show people what power’s they have bestowed in them. Their slogan “WE INSPIRE. DO YOU?” is a phrase that not only defines the pride, creativity, and superior quality that we put into their charities & youth in the community, but a phrase that encourages everyone to be a legend in your own craft. To strive to be the best in everything one does while promoting positivity and remaining humble will lead to unlimited success and prosperity.

Young & Established is a unique and ingenious clothing line embodying exclusivity. The founder, Courtney Johnson vision was to create a clothing line that promotes his non-profit organization that is limited to keep from saturation on the streets. In doing so, Young & Established is not only a clothing, it’s main goal is to inspire the youth. As Young & Established continues to build upon itself, the founders want to thank their supporters for believing in the brand and supporting their message.

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For more information log onto http://www.youngandestablished.com & Follow their Twitter page @_YandE_

“Side Chicks: The Guide To Cheating On Your Girl” by Brydell

Guys this one is for you as well as the chicks that fall into this category. It has been brought to my attention that a lot of hoes just do not know what their roles are. I am here to help. Females: 1. If you are a female that is knowingly messing with a guy that already has a girlfriend/wife you are the Side Chick. 2. A Side Chick is a female that is there to do what the girlfriend/wife will not do or isn’t able to do at that moment (ex. Oral sex, have sex on command, menage a trois, soothe egos, just about anything the imagination can concoct). 3. Side Chicks, you are not there to be pampered, taken care of or even there to be listened to. Your sole purpose is to be screwed and used. Accept your position. You are the one that chose it. A Side Chick is stupid and simple minded. So every once in a while this hoe will forget her role so guys this is where you come in. Fellas, I understand that girlfriend/wife doesn’t always give you 100%. In my opinion, majority of girlfriends/wives gives approximately 80%. It’s understandable since no one is perfect. It is in your nature to seek that 20% that is lacking. Unfortunately instead of trying to work at it with your girlfriend/wife, you usually go elsewhere. If you choose to go this route, here are a few rules that must be followed:

Side Note: However, in this generation Side Chicks are getting the same treatment as wifey and that’s ass backwards. Nowadays niggas make Side Chicks & girlfriends equal, meaning that if you’re the girlfriend & you know about the Side Chick, then YOU are the Side Chick

1. Take care of home first!!! What that means is to never let what you do with your Side Chick interfere with your relationship. Always keep in mind that your Side Chick is not there to replace your girlfriend/wife. She is only there to pick up the slack. A Side Chick is not good enough to be a girlfriend/wife otherwise she would not be the hoe on the side picking up slack.

2. Do not, let me repeat, Do not for any reason divulge information about your girlfriend/wife to your Side Chick. Information is power. A Side Chick does not need power to fulfill her role. All she needs for the job is an ear, an open mouth and open legs.

3. Do not allow your Side Chick to have direct contact with you. They should not be able to get a hold of you unless you contact them first. Now, you on the other hand, should always have direct contact with your Side Chick. Never leave voice/text messages. She should never have any evidence of ever being in contact with you.

4. When your Side Chick starts forgetting her purpose, as she will, and tries to initiate contact with, like prank calling, your girlfriend/wife, just stick your dick in her mouth and remind her of why she is around.

If you follow these guidelines roles no violence and no drama will occur. I DO NOT CONDONE CHEATING but it happens and this is a  guide for the people involved. (Be sure not to make the same mistakes Tiger Woods made)

P.S. “If your man falls asleep while y’all at the movies, he already seen it with his Side Chick.”- Brydell

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“Niggas Are Too Thirsty: The Thirst 48″ by Brydell

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. So I won’t get too wordy with this post. I’m going to let your eyes talk to you on this one… Whats wrong with some of you niggas? Seriously. Some of you would actually stick your dick in a female like this. Thirsty-ass niggas. You should be ashamed of yourself. Can you imagine if you got a chick like this pregnant? What man in his rightful mind would want a sister like this raising his child?!

Now don’t get me wrong: we’ve all hit a dry spell a time or two in our macking lives. Myself included, so guilty as charged. But there comes a time when you have to charge thirsty-dick-itis to the game and simply step your game up.

And this is not a knock against the big girls, the BBW’s or the “large and in charge” chicks. If you’re a thick chick and you carry yourself classy, I can respect that. But this is more of a wake up call for my dudes. There’s entirely too much thirst going on out there.

Many of you niggas are still bottom feeders. You know the type: chasing chicks through the parking lot after the club, trying to convince them to hit up the Motel 6 with you and your homie. Running up on every trio of red weave wearing hoodrats they see. Pining over them. Begging them for some ass.

Hoodrats flourish in hoods across America because of low budget dusty niggas just like YOU. If you still like hood booty, or if you know that absent of anyone watching you would not only hit one of these hoes, but probably do every type of nasty, freaky sexually perverse thing with her, you need hoodrat therapy! And you need it now.

These chicks look like a pod of stranded sea mammals… Free Willie!!!

Get prayer. Ask you local pastor to cast the hoodrat demon outta you bruh. Go make a garlic necklace and wear it to bed to keep the hoodrats out of your life. Then again, garlic might smell too much like food. And the fat hoodrats might start having visions of neckbones and collard greens.

Side Note: Niggas be trying to pick up thick chicks during sex but can’t bring the Groceries in the house in one trip.

Stop being so Thirsty for unworthy women… I’m Just try keeping your dick away from and out of the local girls in the hood. Thats simple enough. And for goodness sake, stop empowering these low budget hoes! Step your game up bruh, and lets make a hoodrat as unfashionable as a box-cut gumby fade and a pair of Phat Farm sneakers.

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“Stop Putting The Pussy On A Pedestal” by Brydell

While I was a work today doing nothing, I’ve came to a conclusion that a woman can’t ”give” you some pussy. But you can definitely give her some dick… I’ll elaborate in the following paragraphs.

Niggas have been taught in our society to place pussy on a pedestal. We’ve been indoctrinated into the belief that pussy is the goose that lays the golden egg… WRONG. That’s ass backwards thinking. It’s time to raise the penis back to it’s place of prominence fellas and makes these hoes appreciate us more.

You have to understand that a man’s sexual body parts are attached to the ”outside” of his body. This means his body is designed to ”give.” A chick’s sexual body parts are for the most part “inside” her body. This means her body is designed primarily for “receiving.” So in this respect a female’s pussy isn’t designed to “give” ANYTHING so please lets cease the saying “I’ma give him some pussy.”

As a man you need to develop the kind of mindset that says to chicks… “I’m offering you the pleasure of my dick because you’re worthy of receiving it.” Learn your self-worth. And stop thinking “I hope she gives me some pussy.”

That’s a misnomer… riddle me this, pussy doesn’t give, it can only receives LOL. It’s the dick that does all the giving little mama. So the next time a chicks offers to give you some ass, like she’s doing YOU a special favor, remind yourself that really you’re about to do HER one. You’re about to give her pleasure and whatever you get in return comes from your own efforts.

Think about it, if you get up in some pussy, you won’t bust a nut just from laying up in that warm love muscle of her. You don’t get an orgasm unless you work for it. Her and your pleasure basically comes from you doing most or all of the work 9 times outta 10. She really doesn’t have to do anything but lay there moaning, and she still gets pleasure… and if you’re not careful she’ll also be getting a baby and monthly child support checks for the next 15 to 20 years too… and if that happens just walk out of child’s life. Lmaooo. Just kidding.

What I’m basically showing you is that sex is something that the female benefits from more so than the man. And females know this. And they use your lack of knowledge to their own advantage.

So get wise and realize that when it comes to sex, you are the one doing all the giving, not her. Stop chasing pussy around like it’s something special. Make pussy chase you like Tom chases Jerry and realize its the dick that’s special, not the pussy. By developing this type of mindset you set yourself apart from 99% of the niggas out there. And consequently, confident women find men who know their worth extremely desirable.

Side Note: Of course we’re not talking about STD’s. Both men and women are capable of transmitting sexual diseases. So keep your health and your finances safe by strapping up or just have unprotected sex with her and fuck her fast enough to where you can escape the STD.

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