Archive for March, 2012

Dear Cierra,

I hope this letter reaches you. You’re one of the main reasons why I want to save so many Hoes. Little do you know, being a Hoe is like running up all your credit cards. It might bring you brief satisfaction, but you’ll pay more for that shit in the future. Your end result was a Sex Tape of yourself giving oral in broad daylight & letting heathens sex that unscathed vagina yours (Cringes). I’m sure you got the attention you wanted. Does 1000+ Followers matter that much? Marylin Monroe did not Die on the Cross for you to become a Hoe.

You, Amber Cole, April Pratt are a disgrace to all women. Does being a Hoe make you feel more morbid way to make yourself feel adequate or wanted, or excepted for that matter?  Whatever the reason, there is no excuse. Look what you’ve done to your reputation. No man will be wifing you for the long haul. Contrary to popular belief, the wifeable woman was actually more independent & stronger intellectually than the unwifeable. The key difference was, the wifeable woman gets joy out of making the other person comfortable. The great majority of the unwifeable women are reformed hoes that have a sketchy past and no self-respecting man will put up with your baggage and bullshit.

In conclusion, I hope you overcome your situation. You’re a misguided soul that needs prayer. I’m sure that God is sending ALL your Prayers into his spam folder from all that premarital sex you’ve had. But remember, you have no right to play “Hard to get” towards men now. Why? Because you already demeaned yourself. Due to your sexual escapades that have been broadcasted all over the internet, nobody wants you. You’re like the black jellybean.

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First and foremost, pick your Favorite NBA Team now. Don’t jump on the Bandwagon when the Playoffs start. Why? Too many bandwagoners. I guess thats why there are many more sheep than shepherds. Sheep just follow blindly. Shepherds know the destination.

A Miami Heat fan or a person who solely Tweets “#TeamHeat” is someone who shamelessly cheers for a particular team not because he/she likes them or follows them faithfully, but only because that particular team is the “popular” choice or has been or is the top team in their specific sport recently. When that team which bandwagoners follow falls from grace, they gleefully jump on the next teams bandwagon and cheer for that team. Example: (When Lil Wayne was celebrating with the Dallas Mavericks after they won the NBA Championship KNOWING he’s a Heat.)

Miami Heat Fans & Bandwagoners are people born the day of or after July 8, 2010. Known for their very low level of basketball knowledge and habitual or compulsive lying (Cringes). It was first documented on ESPN forums in 2010 and is believed the Miami Heat Bandwagon infection takes hold of all four lobes of the cerebral cortex causes blindness & extreme memory loss. If you’re a Miami Heat Fan or Bandwagoner, you may carry this disease.

Caution: The origins of this disease are still unknown but it is believed the infection started from a receding hairline and a jock strap in Akron, Ohio and traveled south to Miami via wagon caravan.

LeBronda James decision to sign with the Miami Heat happened to be planned out since 2008, when his boyfriends, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh A.K.A. “The RuPaul of The NBA” were on the U.S. team in the Olympics. The 3 lovers join forces today all so they can pulverize NBA Teams that no one gives a damn about. BUT this is your favorite team right? How can you respect that?

Side Note: Females don’t Tweet about the Game if you can’t speak on it intelligently. Ya’ll are worst than them Hoes on the show “Basketball Wives.” Ya’ll are groupies that like to be involved in obsessive adoration of Basketball Players that you only know of.

In conclusion, I think I’m Delonte West, Barack Obama… Running shit, fuckin’ Momma’s. I had to speak because I’m tired of people being “Fair Weather Fans.” You just want to be relevant. That’s why you jump from team to team. I’m so fucking deep. I should write a Bible. King James did it. And he’s just a overrated Basketball player.

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