Archive for June, 2012

In this installment I’m going to start out with a quote by Lebronda James…. “In this fall, this is very tough, in this fall I’m going to take my talents to South Beach and join the Miami Heat… I feel like it’s going to give me the best opportunity to win and to win for multiple years, and not only just to win in the regular season or just to win five games in a row or three games in a row, I want to be able to win championships. And I feel like I can compete down there.”- Lebron James…On July 8th 2010 will forever be an infamous day in NBA history. I really don’t HAVE to explain why because of the quote by Lebron, but in case you’re absolutely clueless, that was the day Lebron James exercised his right to free agency and signed with Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh AKA “Half man-Half Dinosaur” and the Miami Heat in hopes of winning a NBA Championship. This nationally televised “decision” left Cleveland Cavalier fans furious as Lebron went from hero to Enemy of the State in a matter of minutes….Therefore, here are the “10 Reasons Lebron James Doesn’t Deserve A Ring.”

10. Lebron Doesn’t Respect The Game Of Basketball: In a conversation I had with someone, I was told “Lebron James will be the first player that was expected to win a ring his first year in the league”. Perhaps this is where the problem lies. He came into the NBA fresh off of a dominating High School Career. He lost his respect for the game when he signed with the Heat “forcing” himself to win NBA Championship, and this is why I be like “Damn, Homie… In High School You Was The Man, Homie… What The Fuck Happened To You?” *50Cent’s voice*

9. Lebron James Is Not Michael Jordan And The Miami Heat Are Not The Chicago Bulls Of The 90’s: The comparisons to Michael Jordan must cease! One player is arguably the best to ever do it, has all kind of awards and accolades, including 6 Championship rings, while the other is extremely talented, has, NO rings, has a few awards, but hasn’t experienced championship success since High School. Comparing him to the greatest player that ever played is a major reason he’ll never win a ring. That’s damn near blasphemy.

8. Lebron James Has The Self-Esteem Of A Facebook Bathroom Model: All this self-proclaimed stuff needs to come to a halt. Calling himself “King” and the “Choosen One” tattoo (just to name a few) are things that he clings to and when you think about it, it kinda makes him seem insecure. Insecure people don’t deserve shit. Including NBA Championships.

7. Lebron James Thinks He’s God: When you’re a great athlete with no championships, you’d think you’d be a little more modest when receiving “Praise.” Not Lebron. He embraces it and flaunts it like he’s the most accomplished athlete in history. King James The Bible > King James The Basketball Player.

6. Lebron James Is Not Clutch: Why in the hell should a clutcheless player win a NBA title? The reason why he’s not like the ultimate closer like a Kobe or a Jordan, he’s not a shooter like that. Those guys can take that jump shot and win a game. LeBron is streak shooter, that’s not his game. LeBron James folds under pressure when it’s clutch time. If you wear his shoe, you’re 85% more likely to be on The First 48 snitching on niggas.

5. Lebron James will not deserve a NBA championship until he catches HIV like Magic Johnson. That’s the only way.

4. Lebron James Was A Better Player When Delonte West Was Fucking His Mother: LeBron will not win a NBA Championship until he goes to the oracle & sacrifice his Mom to be fucked by another NBA player. Illuminati.

3. It Is Not Lebron’s Team, It’s Dwyane Wade’s Team: Dwyane Wade has won a NBA title way before Lebron was added to the roster, but Lebron has the audacity to “try” to be the leader of the Miami Heat squad? He’s not loyal nor royal, so why call Lebron a “King”? Medieval rulers such King John & King Henry had rings which symbolized  security, control, power, discipline, abundance, and Lebron has none of that! Dwyane Wade does.

2. Lebron Is A Hoe: Hoes don’t deserve rings. Lebron James is like a son who was raised by a good father, but ended up gay. He’s a disappointment.

1. Kevin Durant Will Out Shine Lebron: Kevin Durant is a Wolf because he carried his team to the NBA finals as a pack. But, Lebron James is like a filthy ass Rat. A rat is a scavenger. A rat waits for those to leave trash & leftovers so they can have their fair share and then eat from it. Wolves are hungry and they go after what they want. That’s not you Lebron, that’s Kevin Durant.

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Rapper Kanye West is flexing his design muscles at a high cost. His “Air Yeezy 2” sneakers will be released tomorrow morning at a retail value of $245, but a pre-ordered pair of his Nike shoes has made its way onto eBay for $90,100. Yes, that’s five figures-nearing-six. Damn shame right? Nike has confirmed that they will only release between 3,000-5,000 pairs of the “Air Yeezy 2” sneakers, but the population of the United States is over 311,800,000 people, so just image how many unlucky and pissed off people will not have a pair. I’m sure this event will somehow result in violence, and this is why I present you the “Air Yeezy 2 Commandments.”

1. Thou Shall not purchase the Air Yeezy 2 sneakers if you live check to check. The brokest people are the most fashionable, they rather economize their money for material things that depreciate fast instead of buying a vehicle that runs well. You bought the Air Yeezy 2 sneakers just so you can catch the bus in them? Wonderful logic you have there.

2. Thou Shall not purchase the Air Yeezy 2 sneakers if you live off government assistance, I think it should be against the law for you to wear sneakers that are expensive than mine.

3. Thou Shall not purchase the Air Yeezy 2 sneakers if you live in the projects. You bought the Air Yeezy 2 sneakers just so you can step on big ass roaches in them? How about you use that money for an exterminator.

4. Thou Shall not post Instagram pictures of the Air Yeezy 2 sneakers after purchasing. Psychologically, everybody wants attention, but posting infinite amounts of pictures of you licking the bottom sole of the sneaker or cuddling with them is clearly a damn shame.

5. Thou Shall not purchase the Air Yeezy 2 sneakers if you’re damn near homeless and don’t have a stable home to sleep at during the night. Expensive shoes have become something of a poor man’s status symbol as the only people who buy them are people who can’t afford them. Be smart.

6. Thou Shall not purchase the Air Yeezy 2 sneakers if you’re not taking care of your kids. These $245 sneakers will typically be purchased by people who can’t remotely afford them and so are willing to make sacrifices (such as not feeding their kids, selling food stamps, etc.) to obtain them. #ButYouGotThemYeezysThough huh?

7. Thou Shall not be stupid. The possession of such footwear instills false feelings of superiority to those who don’t have them, self worth, attractiveness and popularity. In all reality though, everyone knows the truth, you’re just a dumb ass who spent $245+ on a pair of shoes that you can’t afford.

8. Thou Shall not fight or kill for the Air Yeezy 2 sneakers. Jesus did not walk on water barefoot just so you niggas can fight and kill each other over high priced sneakers.

9. Thou Shall not camp out for the Air Yeezy 2 sneakers, but if you do camp out for Air Yeezy 2’s for hours on top of hours just to resell them, you can make that money quicker working minimum wage. Word to the Wise: If you get a pair of Air Yeezy 2’s you better sell them on Ebay! That’s a $90,000 shoe!

10. Thou Shall not purchase the Air Yeezy 2 sneakers if you woke up on your mother’s couch the morning before. How about you use that money to save up for an apartment, enroll into some college, or use it to help your mother out with the bills. There’s a difference in living with your mother so you can get back on your feet and you being a parasite.

African Americans fighting and killing each other over sneakers is the governments way to manipulate the minds of us through its COINTELPRO program. This is how they use modern day slave logic on us. Whenever new shoes release, go to the nearest mall. I swear it looks like the Rodney King riots. The purpose of the COINTELPRO program is to promote Black-on-Black violence. This program essentially leads to blacks beating each other down for $245 sneakers that cost $12 to make in some sweat shop… Therefore, think before you purchase high price items that depreciate fast. Economize your money instead.

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