Archive for December, 2012

cjyungYoung & Established is not just any other clothing line, it is here to promote positivity and show people what power’s they have bestowed in them. Their slogan “WE INSPIRE. DO YOU?” is a phrase that not only defines the pride, creativity, and superior quality that we put into their charities & youth in the community, but a phrase that encourages everyone to be a legend in your own craft. To strive to be the best in everything one does while promoting positivity and remaining humble will lead to unlimited success and prosperity.

Young & Established is a unique and ingenious clothing line embodying exclusivity. The founder, Courtney Johnson vision was to create a clothing line that promotes his non-profit organization that is limited to keep from saturation on the streets. In doing so, Young & Established is not only a clothing, it’s main goal is to inspire the youth. As Young & Established continues to build upon itself, the founders want to thank their supporters for believing in the brand and supporting their message.

Logo & Hoody

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For more information log onto http://www.youngandestablished.com & Follow their Twitter page @_YandE_

side chickGuys this one is for you as well as the chicks that fall into this category. It has been brought to my attention that a lot of hoes just do not know what their roles are. I am here to help. Females: 1. If you are a female that is knowingly messing with a guy that already has a girlfriend/wife you are the Side Chick. 2. A Side Chick is a female that is there to do what the girlfriend/wife will not do or isn’t able to do at that moment (ex. Oral sex, have sex on command, menage a trois, soothe egos, just about anything the imagination can concoct). 3. Side Chicks, you are not there to be pampered, taken care of or even there to be listened to. Your sole purpose is to be screwed and used. Accept your position. You are the one that chose it. A Side Chick is stupid and simple minded. So every once in a while this hoe will forget her role so guys this is where you come in. Fellas, I understand that girlfriend/wife doesn’t always give you 100%. In my opinion, majority of girlfriends/wives gives approximately 80%. It’s understandable since no one is perfect. It is in your nature to seek that 20% that is lacking. Unfortunately instead of trying to work at it with your girlfriend/wife, you usually go elsewhere. If you choose to go this route, here are a few rules that must be followed:

Side Note: However, in this generation Side Chicks are getting the same treatment as wifey and that’s ass backwards. Nowadays niggas make Side Chicks & girlfriends equal, meaning that if you’re the girlfriend & you know about the Side Chick, then YOU are the Side Chick

1. Take care of home first!!! What that means is to never let what you do with your Side Chick interfere with your relationship. Always keep in mind that your Side Chick is not there to replace your girlfriend/wife. She is only there to pick up the slack. A Side Chick is not good enough to be a girlfriend/wife otherwise she would not be the hoe on the side picking up slack.

2. Do not, let me repeat, Do not for any reason divulge information about your girlfriend/wife to your Side Chick. Information is power. A Side Chick does not need power to fulfill her role. All she needs for the job is an ear, an open mouth and open legs.

3. Do not allow your Side Chick to have direct contact with you. They should not be able to get a hold of you unless you contact them first. Now, you on the other hand, should always have direct contact with your Side Chick. Never leave voice/text messages. She should never have any evidence of ever being in contact with you.

4. When your Side Chick starts forgetting her purpose, as she will, and tries to initiate contact with, like prank calling, your girlfriend/wife, just stick your dick in her mouth and remind her of why she is around.

If you follow these guidelines roles no violence and no drama will occur. I DO NOT CONDONE CHEATING but it happens and this is a  guide for the people involved. (Be sure not to make the same mistakes Tiger Woods made)

P.S. “If your man falls asleep while y’all at the movies, he already seen it with his Side Chick.”- Brydell

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They say a picture is worth a thousand words. So I won’t get too wordy with this post. I’m going to let your eyes talk to you on this one… Whats wrong with some of you niggas? Seriously. Some of you would actually stick your dick in a female like this. Thirsty-ass niggas. You should be ashamed of yourself. Can you imagine if you got a chick like this pregnant? What man in his rightful mind would want a sister like this raising his child?!

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Now don’t get me wrong: we’ve all hit a dry spell a time or two in our macking lives. Myself included, so guilty as charged. But there comes a time when you have to charge thirsty-dick-itis to the game and simply step your game up.

And this is not a knock against the big girls, the BBW’s or the “large and in charge” chicks. If you’re a thick chick and you carry yourself classy, I can respect that. But this is more of a wake up call for my dudes. There’s entirely too much thirst going on out there.

Many of you niggas are still bottom feeders. You know the type: chasing chicks through the parking lot after the club, trying to convince them to hit up the Motel 6 with you and your homie. Running up on every trio of red weave wearing hoodrats they see. Pining over them. Begging them for some ass.

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Hoodrats flourish in hoods across America because of low budget dusty niggas just like YOU. If you still like hood booty, or if you know that absent of anyone watching you would not only hit one of these hoes, but probably do every type of nasty, freaky sexually perverse thing with her, you need hoodrat therapy! And you need it now.

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These chicks look like a pod of stranded sea mammals… Free Willie!!!

Get prayer. Ask you local pastor to cast the hoodrat demon outta you bruh. Go make a garlic necklace and wear it to bed to keep the hoodrats out of your life. Then again, garlic might smell too much like food. And the fat hoodrats might start having visions of neckbones and collard greens.

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Side Note: Niggas be trying to pick up thick chicks during sex but can’t bring the Groceries in the house in one trip.

Stop being so Thirsty for unworthy women… I’m Just try keeping your dick away from and out of the local girls in the hood. Thats simple enough. And for goodness sake, stop empowering these low budget hoes! Step your game up bruh, and lets make a hoodrat as unfashionable as a box-cut gumby fade and a pair of Phat Farm sneakers.

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