“Niggas Are Too Thirsty: The Thirst 48” by Brydell

Posted: December 8, 2012 in Uncategorized

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They say a picture is worth a thousand words. So I won’t get too wordy with this post. I’m going to let your eyes talk to you on this one… Whats wrong with some of you niggas? Seriously. Some of you would actually stick your dick in a female like this. Thirsty-ass niggas. You should be ashamed of yourself. Can you imagine if you got a chick like this pregnant? What man in his rightful mind would want a sister like this raising his child?!

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Now don’t get me wrong: we’ve all hit a dry spell a time or two in our macking lives. Myself included, so guilty as charged. But there comes a time when you have to charge thirsty-dick-itis to the game and simply step your game up.

And this is not a knock against the big girls, the BBW’s or the “large and in charge” chicks. If you’re a thick chick and you carry yourself classy, I can respect that. But this is more of a wake up call for my dudes. There’s entirely too much thirst going on out there.

Many of you niggas are still bottom feeders. You know the type: chasing chicks through the parking lot after the club, trying to convince them to hit up the Motel 6 with you and your homie. Running up on every trio of red weave wearing hoodrats they see. Pining over them. Begging them for some ass.

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Hoodrats flourish in hoods across America because of low budget dusty niggas just like YOU. If you still like hood booty, or if you know that absent of anyone watching you would not only hit one of these hoes, but probably do every type of nasty, freaky sexually perverse thing with her, you need hoodrat therapy! And you need it now.

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These chicks look like a pod of stranded sea mammals… Free Willie!!!

Get prayer. Ask you local pastor to cast the hoodrat demon outta you bruh. Go make a garlic necklace and wear it to bed to keep the hoodrats out of your life. Then again, garlic might smell too much like food. And the fat hoodrats might start having visions of neckbones and collard greens.

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Side Note: Niggas be trying to pick up thick chicks during sex but can’t bring the Groceries in the house in one trip.

Stop being so Thirsty for unworthy women… I’m Just try keeping your dick away from and out of the local girls in the hood. Thats simple enough. And for goodness sake, stop empowering these low budget hoes! Step your game up bruh, and lets make a hoodrat as unfashionable as a box-cut gumby fade and a pair of Phat Farm sneakers.

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Comments
  1. Janay Ladson says:

    “These chicks look like a pod of stranded sea mammals… Free Willie!!!” LOL man Brydell, I am over here dying of laughter right now bahahaaha! 🙂

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