“Top 5 Rules To Abide By When You Have A Girlfriend” by @Bdell1014

Posted: July 24, 2013 in Uncategorized

The closer you follow and abide these top 5 rules, the easier you will find and keep real, true unconditional love and happiness in your life. Cuffing Season will be here right before you know it, so soak up these gems and apply it to your love life my niggas.

Rule 1: Make her jealous

You gotta flirt with other chicks in front of your girl just to let her know bad bitches still want you. Do not dissuade other women from flirting with you. Women will never admit this but jealousy excites them. The thought of you turning on another woman will arouse her sexually. No chick wants a man that no other woman wants. The partner who harnesses the gale storm of jealousy controls the direction of the relationship.

Rule 2: Never say “I Love You” first

Women want to feel like they have to overcome obstacles to win a nigga’s heart. They crave the challenge of capturing the interest of a man who has other women competing for his attention, and eventually prevailing over his grudging reluctance to award his committed exclusivity. A nigga who gives his emotional world away too easily robs women of the satisfaction of earning his love. Though you may be in love with her, don’t say it before she has said it or you’ll end up in the Hospital like Martin Lawrence on “Thin Line Between Love & Hate.” Show compassionate restraint for her need to struggle toward yin fulfillment. Inspire her to take the leap for you, and she’ll return the favor a thousand fold.

Rule 3: Fuck her good

Fuck her like it’s your last fuck. And hers. Fuck her so good, so hard, so wantonly, so profligately that she is left a quivering and falling down like a baby deer when she gets up to go to the bathroom, sparking mass of shaking flesh and sex fluids. Drain her of everything my nigga, then drain her some more. Kiss her all over, make love to her all night, and hold her close in the morning. Own her body, own her gratitude, own her love. If you don’t know how, learn to give her squirting orgasms…. Also, if yall ever get in an argument one day, remember that make-up sex is worth the argument and if you can’t sex your way out of an argument, you’re not good at it.

Rule 4: Never be afraid to lose her

You must not fear my niggas. Fear is the love-killer. Fear is the ego-triumph that brings abject “Drake loneliness” that will have you in Marvin’s Room just crying your eyes out. You will face your fear. You will permit it to pass over and through you. And when your ego-fear is gone you will turn and face your lover, and only your heart will remain. You will walk away from her when she has violated your integrity, and you will let her walk when her heart is closed to you. She who can destroy you, controls you. Don’t give her that power over yourself or she’ll own your soul. Love yourself before you love her.

Rule 5: Say you’re sorry only when absolutely necessary

Do not say you’re sorry for every wrong thing you do. Apologizing increases the demand for more apologies. She will come to expect your contrition, like a cat expects a bowl of milk at a set time each day. And then your value will lower in her eyes. Instead, if you have done something wrong, you should acknowledge your guilt in a glancing way without resorting to the actual words “I’m sorry.” Pull the Bill Clinton maneuver and say “Mistakes were made” or tell her you “feel bad” about what you did. You are granted ONLY 2 freebie “I’m sorry”s for the life of your relationship, use them wisely my niggas.

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